The whole of the UK granted 900k fishing rod licenses in the last year

I would never put the book as a comedy. Was the movie supposed to be funny?

Bacame an electrician, entry level job at a utilities firm, now team leader at utilities firm, went as a stop gap 21 years ago, never left

It’s an idiom, similar to you’ve made your bed now lie in it

In what part of the world are the woods?

Motorways can be a mile a minute, not a long commute

Book marked 😘

No way, not to drag up painful shiz, are you able to elaborate on the torture time warp? Feel free to not, obviously.

Depends what I’m scrubbing

World’s fastest Indian Happy Gilmore Law abiding citizen

Bottom right

My Mrs always says, “I’m not being funny, but” the proceeds to be funny

So what you’re actually suggesting is an ultimatum, not really sympathetic. You’re lucky he gave a fuck what you thought