Idles newest album was absolutely terrible. A complete change of sound and not a single moment on the whole album that went hard.

I use it daily and think it’s excellent. Skype, on the other hand, is diabolical.

That’s literally the only ‘old’ bit, but I was still constantly pestered by people trying to get me to come with them to look at handbags and sunglasses, and I do mean constantly, to the point where I just left because I couldn’t be arsed anymore.

Disagreed. I loved Venice. Was crowded but was very pretty and interesting, and had great food. You don’t need to go to the expensive tourist places for good food. As always, see where locals eat.

Dubai. A cultureless fake city in the desert, full of posers.

The tariffs might increase US manufacturing as many people won’t want to trade. Maybe.

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Cinnamon stick 10 mins before you serve. Lime juice to garnish.

If you don’t have the willpower or don’t really want to, you will fail. It’s nearly all willpower.

The joke as I heard it is ‘what type of dog did the magician have?’

That’s a wild rollercoaster of a question. It’s like a robot who learned English in a rush.

We are all above him.

Do you have functioning eyes?

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Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

1. the balls are attached to the people, so you can’t really miss them if they’re naked whilst changing or in a shower. 2) I don’t have my own personal changing room, so other men will be there. 3) what?

No. I use changing rooms regularly and see the balls of various men. Some younger than me have saggy balls and some older have tight balls. I don’t think ball sagging can be linked to age so rigidly sufficient that you could guess the age with any accuracy.

When people say ‘like’ constantly between sentences or sentence fragments or before every adjective.

There are about 20 supervolcanoes on earth which each have the capacity to kill billions should they erupt.

I rescued an injured bird (a collared dove) with a broken wing and took him to a bird sanctuary about 40 miles away. So 10, clearly.