The Deaf community is very insulure as well

I’m glad its not just my cows who find it funny to stand in front of my truck.

Wait until you get a fishing buddy, and you start gifting him tackle. Then a few days later you realize that hey you miss that rod you had, so you decide to buy another, but now they’re like an extra $100 then they used to be. So you pick up ot at work but now your whole week is thrown off, and you can’t find the motivation to go down to bass pro, buy a rod, reel, and line and tackle because you’ve worked 70 hours this week, and you figure it’ll be best to wait until next week to do it.

Next week rolls around but car registration is due and you decide to use your hobby budget instead break into your savings. Now you’re back where you started. To make matters worse the guy you gifted the rod to isn’t into fishing anymore.

How has nobody recommended you beat one out?

Always shake hands with an old friend before you shake hands with a new friend.

Reddit just has sooo much of the niche stuff that i image it’ll probably always be the dom porn social media (unless reddit pulls a tumbler).

The guy who shot john Wikes Booth was once solicited by prostitutes. He was so so appalled by his boner that he decided to castrate himself with pinking shears (scissors). He then goes to church and walks it off before seeing a doctor.

The real sad part is that he was undeniably driven insane by his work as a hat maker. Fur hats were shaped and then brushed with mercury, which led to hat makers getting mercury poisoning from the fumes.

Basically the poor guy melted his brain, chopped of his balls, enlisted into the union army and was forced to march on a boken leg, killed the most infamous man in the world, and was then locked up in an asylum.

That doesn’t include attempts though. I think we agree that guns are most effective, but I’d like to see if gun owners are more predisposed to attempt than non gunners

Rhymes are the ultimate form of comedy and dick jokes are funny no matter a person’s age.

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Your sparking water come in bottles? Mine comes in cans labeled “white claw”

Just changed my phone to 160hz. I can’t believe i used to live like a poor

Me too but i don’t like lockbacks either. Axis lock or compression locks are my favorite

I’m excited for us all to be real people again

I used to love making clay soldiers as a child. Maybe I’ll start again.

Now you’re interacting with me! Does it harsh your mellow?

Lets make an exception ;)

No harm no foul right?

Usually I can logic my way out of feeling bad, but I just feel so crushed rn over something objectively stupid. Like i feel a literal weight on my chest.

Memory unlocked. I saw that ama and also watched the movie. So the marketing worked on a tard like me.

I don’t want to trama dump on you but you’re right. What’s wrong with me doesn’t have a simple solution and it only ever ends one way.

All cheese is valid. Even swiss