El Barto

Forbidden lettuce.

If people would interact with others as they would do face to face.

Man, I’d never say anything online if I did that.

I hate it, I’m quite ticklish and growing up my family thought it was fun to tickle me because I would always laugh loud and Wrigley around, that’s only because it didn’t feel nice like I assume other people feel, it hurt a bit to be tickled and when it’s getting done for long enough it makes you cry, yeah tickling can fuck right off, I’ll fight you now if you try.

Man, you got catfished by the Washington post haha.

At least we’ve moved on from killing them in the street.

Poor hitch-hiking bot.

Then there’s the random company that uploaded an advertisement 8 years ago that keeps popping up.

Nah can’t be him, because he’s been charged.

Youtube api: so I saw you watched a video on how to replace a smoke detector once, here’s all the videos about smoke detectors.

Where do I sign up for who’re mining?

Me: sorry can’t come into work today, I gotta watch Trump get roasted in Georgia.

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thought it might mean fuck Reddit

It didn’t before, but now it does!

Fuck we don’t even have wealth…

Nostalgia.

we cou;d go a step further and have a random name generator making a constant flow of new original names every second.

Daily? I’d be changing my name every class!

But the market decided on something that makes me feel scared and weird inside and I don’t like it!

Become a hermit and don’t interact with people.

People are always going going to give you their opinions, but the best thing about opinions is that they hold no weight in reality, we give these opinions the weight to impact us.

Now, most of those people who were cancled over nothing or what would be minor in comparison to others, they have regained most of what they lost, look at Louis C K, he got cancled, but he’s now back doing what he was doing before.

You’ll never be able to avoid rejection or criticism unless you block yourself off from the world or only surround yourself people who think identical to you, but where’s the fun in that?

No one ever does.

Nice, sharp and to the point, this jokes a cut above the rest.