Being a teenager I tried it, but it burned.

Everything is better with lasers. Prove me wrong…

The episode may have aged badly, but I disagree we’re supposed to be on his side. Absolutely everything he does is batshit insane…

The poor girl allegedly lost her job as a preschool teacher over it, too.

I genuinely don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that information. It was an outlandish thing to say and arguably funny. Plus, she knew she was being recorded and maybe even signed a release.

Am I supposed to be angry at the person interviewing people on the street? Other people for sharing it? Her former employer? Myself for laughing?

“no discernible reason”!? I would murder everyone in this room to bring Lil Sebastian back for 5 minutes.

The amount of fucks I give about what reddit thinks is practically negative at this point. Bot-infected, corporate, ad-obscured, power-tripping-mod, anti-user, sell-your-content-to-AI toxic swamp Reddit.

You’ve said it a couple times so just FYI it’s “reckon”.

I really don’t understand lazy censoring. You can either not use the thin pen tool or just spend a few more seconds making sure it’s unreadable. What’s the point of doing it at all if people can still decipher what you’re obscuring?

Are we really beholden to the past like that? Things change, and hopefully improve. I know most people say over but my argument for under is that it can do everything over can… But, due to the extra friction, I can also tear it one-handed by ripping fast and the roll won’t continue spinning.

… Left or right?

How in the world is it even possible for such a painfully obvious gibbering lunatic to not only run for public office, but quite possibly win?

“Quite possibly”? I don’t know if you’re American or how closely you follow our politics, but… he did win the presidency, in 2016. Definitely disheartening and embarrassing for our country.

It was exactly the shitshow everyone expected: He was impeached twice, but never removed from office. He pulled out of international climate deals, and the strategic nuclear one with Iran. His administration was corrupt, ineffective, fumbled the COVID-19 response, and catered to giant corporations at the expense of working Americans. The fact that he was our president is pathetic, but the worst part is it could happen again, but now with his fascist intentions and planned political revenge…

Of course he supports Donald “I’ll be a dictator on day 1” Trump and thinks he should have immunity from crimes! You can always count on Republicans:

Gaslighting
Obstructing (progress & justice)
Projecting

Worse than being a pro-privacy company that utterly depends on Google?

Ego.

That’s not ironic in the slightest. Take a pellet gun. Buff it, it’s a real gun. Nerf it, it’s a BB gun, or a Nerf gun.

Dear (my) god, you folks are irrational. If someone acts a certain way, judge them for it! But judging anyone with faith just because you don’t believe in that!? I can’t prove God exists any more than you can prove they don’t. If a religious person acts kind, fair, and rational, you shouldn’t have anything against them, should you? But this post isn’t about American right-wingers, or extremist Islamic Muslims, is it? It’s about anyone who has any faith at all, just because you don’t believe the same thing. Caring Christians literally building homes for people internationally, Sikhs feeding anyone, no matter their beliefs…

I know I’m going to get downvoted for this, but that’s literally small-minded.

YOU’RE A SYNONYM!

Just like Trump is okay. But inside them both is rancid, vile stuff…

It used to be a lot more unpopular to hate people different from yourself.

lgnore the antropmorhic bear in the background

I will not.