Mutual.
Regards.
If douchebaggery were a harnessable fissile energy source, these two shitcunts in close proximity could power North America for a thousand generations.
Dunno, I was actually leaning more towards the “indefensible, blatantly criminal fabrication of ‘facts’ of the sort that crumble under even the most casual gaze” kind of material weakness.
My smile grew larger with each paragraph.
But I reached near-euphoria with these masterpieces of financial journalism:
The filing also warns shareholders that Trump’s involvement in the company could put it at greater risk than other social media companies.
and…
TMTG also disclosed to regulators that the company had identified “material weaknesses in its internal control over financial reporting” when it prepared a previous financial statement for the first three quarters of 2023.
😁
Listen to this guy/girl OP.
Your dentist will almost certainly recommend:
-Getting an electric toothbrush, READING THE INSTRUCTIONS, and using at least twice daily.
-Simultaneously, getting a water-pik or similar (they make travel ones too) and using it twice a day. (Tastier if you fill it with mouthwash).
Or shell out ~$10k or more (in the US) later for ignoring this advice, like I will in April, for gum restoration procedures.
Plus nobody will tell you you have eye-watering bad breath, but they will certainly hold it against you.
(Pushes up glasses) “the length of your lawn is in clear violation of condo HOA bylaws”
My man looks like he could target some Cool Ranch Doritos with some onion dip.
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Holy shitsnacks! You are unfortunately correct. I was not bludgeoned by the purple sledgehammer the first visit.
Here, try this alternative, now with less retina syphilis (they still ask for email tho) :
https://qz.com/2185771/find-the-closest-unionized-starbucks-to-you-with-this-map
Google-fu powers, activate!
https://perfectunion.us/map-where-are-starbucks-workers-unionizing/
Lil jowly too, from booze-induced puffiness.
Apparently real men ride the clutch and feather the brakes whilst escaping from an explosion they are otherwise ignoring.
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It might spill if you snatch it
So you’re saying that California as the state with the largest economy in the Union as well as the PLANET’S fifth largest economy should go ahead and leave our system to the benefit neither of themselves nor anyone else? That’s a bold yet indefensible and ultimately idiotic statement.
We are all now dumber as a result of your comment. Please do not procreate.
Thank you.
What do we call this one?
This beaut was featured in a HuffPost story recently. Not only is it stupendously, embarrassingly clownish, but an entire team of people selected this image above all others to feature in their article.
I have always, and will continue to, condemn the Koch brothers, both living and dead, just on principal.
Extra credit for skubalon