How about I airdrop my balls into Bidens mouth

God damn, just rekt a whole ass state 😭

I did. I didn’t heavily imply it. Just that Microsoft didn’t help.

And please read comments more carefully next time. I did not say Microsoft was ever at fault, simply that they did not contribute anything to make Starfield better before release. Delays are a thing, but nobody thought it would be worth it to delay Starfield before release. If anything I’d bet money that Microsoft pushed the release

Okay. Well they made sure Starfield didn’t come out on the PS5, okay. and I promise you that didn’t help their numbers at all. Okay. Okay

I remember people on the Internet talking about the Microsoft Bethesda deal. I saw people saying that it’s “actually a good thing” and how Microsoft can contribute more to Bethesda and they’ll churn out better games for Xbox. Then I see shit like this and games like Starfield and understand why 99% of the people on the Internet have no fucking clue what they’re talking about.

MOAR

Prime’s entire UI already sucks dick. I can’t even tell which shows/movies I can watch without having to pay, rent, or subscribe. Like mfer I’m paying to watch whatever Amazon has to offer. I only use it for The Boys, Reacher, and Invincible. Even with how much I would love to support these shows, fuck Amazon.

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IS THE 2024 ELECTION GOING TO CAUSE SOCIETY TO COLLAPSE??

no, probably not

Crowbcat FTW

Joke but okay. Also way to assume a person’s identity

Someone feed that boi

Only the stupid rich people who are complete fucking idiots are gonna spend money on this. That and people irresponsible with money who are also complete morons. Anyone with a sense of financial responsibility will absolutely not buy these shitty anti consumer cars

I’m going through residency right now and every day I experience a different episode from Scrubs. It’s scary how accurate it can be, even for how long it’s been since it came out

HEY!

Soups, Gatorade, ginger ale, saltine crackers, DayQuil, cough drops, comfy pajamas, blanket, and gaming ALL FUCKING day

This could definitely be a neat movie to watch. Also that PI was a badass. Only one leg and working her ass of on this investigation. Shame they never found the thief that set this all off

How is this a good deal at all? All these games have been going downhill for years now. I mean I guess they can still be cash cows but they’re not gonna be praised or loved anymore just for being part of Xbox

Robert De Niro is still salty about Trump’s comments from his presidency:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8qvck_TGlA