Trump is a small man who cannot think bigly.

Republicans are in a cult of power with Trump as their figurehead. They will believe anything that comes from dear leader

They also operate under the absurd notion that they can sway Republican voters if they keep moving to the right.

No, Rico Suave

What is GSM?

The billionaires own the press.

Trump, his mushroom flacid

The worst part is that the media is complicit. They’ll never report on the truth when these fuckwads screw with the elections.

It’s not a failure when they’re two sides of the same coin

It’s The Sixth Sense, you’re the wife and they’re Bruce Willis. Just get on with your life

Liberal media is owned by billionaires who are afraid of Trump. The truth dies in darkness

Burn it down and start over.

This one time at band camp…

He’s under the table

Including most national Democrats

It was off by more than an inch. They adjusted it up about 1/2" to get it back within accepted levels.

We’re thinking about selling the house, so I don’t want to draw attention to the cracks, but I also don’t want them torpedoing a sale

I have only after, because they assured me it wouldn’t happen. But they agree the cracks, which are all over, probably happened due to their work.

Plumbers tape. Electrical tape. Wood glue. Colored markers that match wood flooring. A fire extinguisher is a good thing to have on hand

They’ll just go Republican and cash in on their servitude to the rich

34 (Felonies) is the number to beat