Or keep it to low heat. Even better, “no heat” if you can just tumble dry.

Also, wash it on cold.

If I could afford it, I’d get the guy a lifetime, all you can eat, supply of hamberders and fries.

It’s the only way I can think of to off the guy and not go to jail.

Okay, so most apocalyptic scripture is allegory. Remember that “free speech” is a rather new concept, and the vast majority of human history, you said the wrong thing about people in power and you wind up dead- or worse.

So speaking in symbolism and in “prophetic” guise was an easy way to hide the criticism. It didn’t always work, mind, but usually sub cultures could speak in a way that everyone inside it knew exactly who you were talking about while the people in power overlooked it.

The antichrist in the book of revelation was Nero. The book of Daniel was some Persian douche. Isaiah… well that would definitely depend on which “Isaiah” we’re talking about. (It was written by several different authors in distinct time periods.)

Regardless of if you believe the scriptures are the absolute word of god or not, it’s important to remember that it was written by humans, fixed in a time and place. They had deeply flawed understandings of the world around them and ascribed many things that have boring explanations to angry gods or the movements of stars or some such.

More to the point, they each held a cultural context and were writing for a contemporary audience who shared that context and absolutely understood what was being said, and we simply don’t have most of that context.

So, the short answer is “no, it’s not about trump” (or any other modern person.)

That said, these figures… they all share certain traits and characteristics. Authoritarian douchebergers, The lot of them. trump certainly fits that mold.

Side note… Revelation was probably written by a guy named John of Patmos. He was exiled on an island that was famous for its psychedelic shrooms. Things to keep in mind.

Gun violence, too.

“Ever try doing laundry before you run out of clean underwear?”- your mom, maybe.

“I suppose I should be glad you’re doing laundry at all.”- also possibly your mom.

As a manager, every exit interview where some one unloaded the way you just did… they weren’t brutally honest. They were just assholes with poor social skills.

You’re going out of your way to be mean and vindictive- and while your former coworkers may have been petty… so are you, and being “brutal” is you going out of your way to express it.

By the way, “happy” people shuffle around looking for better pay or more exciting opportunities too. Sorry you never found a place you can thrive at.

Well, there’s your mistake… letting Tesla drive your boat.

I’m not a robot. I’m an android. There’s a difference.

I wouldn’t call them “buddy buddy”

Biden is way too subby for that. Netty is his top.

It should also be noted that they’re incredibly energetic. If they get bored… they can get destructive in a hurry.

It’s best to keep any kind of shepherd well exercised and mentally engaged.

“The only thing trump can produce on a counter is E Coli! The BEST E Coli! HahaHAH, stupid Libs!!!”

- trump, probably. (Never trust a person that speaks in 3rd person.)

Would they even want Texas?

I wouldn’t. I’d give it to them… if it were up to me…

“Scared”? No.

I just don’t care to.

Deer are pretty easy to socialize. Start with salt lick.

I’m not going to look, but I’m willing to bet, there’s already a “games” studio called X Studios… and they make porno games.

He probably already has every title. And so do the neckbeards that worship him.

Guarantee you his games will be shit.

So the 1% can just buy everything for cents on the dollar like they did during the great depression and great recession

I read that as “Navy Prick” which. Uhm. probably still works.

Mostly, it started with small startups and then big corpos thinking “hey they were successful! And their team looks happy!”

So they emulate it. The thing is something that works for groups of 5 doesn’t work so well for more than that.

Also, yeah. There’s probably somebody in the corporate decision tree that realizes it’d increase opportunities for middle management to suck the soul out their minions, but usually the people pushing it are just stupid, and trying to be “hip” and “cool”, and all “how do you do, fellow kids?!”-ish cuz they read about it in a Forbes magazine.

They ain’t called fundays.