Omg

You must be fun at parties.

Birthday parties to be precise.

We plant more trees than we chop down every year.

Australia does it too.

The dwarves live in high gravity, elves live in low gravity. :O

Gotta ask, how did she communicate that she very specifically wanted sliced cucumber?

Do y’all not have house loans where you are?

You try having 5 apples and divide them into 0 equal groups and you’ll shit yourself too.