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The public defender was on her game. She immediately asked for an adjournment, hoping the judge wouldn’t catch on.
The judge definitely caught on.
…hello?
The public defender was on her game. She immediately asked for an adjournment, hoping the judge wouldn’t catch on.
The judge definitely caught on.
…hello?
The insurance industry will love this.
I wish Biden were that cool.
From the headline alone, I wonder if these are offerings to the idol or someone threatening. Kinda thinking the former*
Now to read.
I read elsewhere that one of Biden’s terms was that mics are off except when one person is allotted time to speak.
Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.
Sure, let’s exchange messages here in a bit (I’m heading out for a wedding now so I won’t be online much today).
You did awesome work and I would love to network with you.
That’s awesome. I just finished my first short, and it’s on the festival circuit.
No longer a car company then…
History has proven again and again that rights are taken, not given.
I’d imagine he would eat bacon, peanut butter, and marshmallow fluff sandwiches too.
Pedal, not petal.
Not trying to be an asshole, just a nudge to avoid misunderstandings (although the context is clear in this case)
I can’t imagine the ROI is gonna be great… people pause shit when they leave their phones or TV. How do this miss something so basic?!
My spouse wfh and he has to pause the TV for phone calls all the time.
This sounds like a math puzzle. How many satellites of X mass must impact the atmosphere and Y angle and Z velocity to destroy 1 earth atmosphere?
Just the start…
Are these spontaneously generated men or are they pre-existing dudes who got teleported into the sky?
TIL thanks
There’s a pandemic term I haven’t seen in the wild for a hot minute.
Normally I’m not a fan of these nothingburger stories, but this made me chuckle.
I agree, but I don’t have hope.