Nightcafe, Model: Flux Pro v1.1

Prompt: a fork in the road

löle

Who hurt you so much?

No need to tell a random dude what he should or shouldn’t do. :p

Where did I mention toxicity or a fatal dose of THC?

Or if you decide to take other drugs that night. You don’t want to mix alcohol with THC for example.

5. Upload the file here.

5. Open a new Word document, embed the scanned image

6. Print as PDF

7. Upload the file here

In this new wave of memes, people tend to confuse music genres. We should call the police on them.

As a dog owner, your image definitely hurt. But it also transported very well what you were trying to tell (in a very dark and cinycal way).

Also, protests that don’t hurt, aren’t protests.

I get the message but not the downvotes.

Two on a business flight

Platform: nightcafe

Prompt: a man in business suite sitting in an airplane looking out of the window and seeing a winged flying horse between the clouds, Cinematic film still, shot on v-raptor XL, film grain, vignette, color graded, post-processed, cinematic lighting, 35mm film, live-action, best quality, atmospheric, a masterpiece, epic, stunning, dramatic

Engine: Flux

Yeah, reducing the submission time whlie increasing the voting would be great.

All in all, the new voting system is an improvement in my eyes.

Nobody asked you to do that.

LOL

OK, next step would be stopping your stupid immune system attacking your β-cells.

The last plague was disguised as a gift

Bing

prompt: a holy creature throwing smart phones on people passing down below him

workflow: Attempted the prompt several times till I got what was on my mind. Got lucky.

Okay, folks, listen, listen, it’s, it’s very simple, okay? People are talking, they’re saying, ‘Mr. Trump, the murder rate, it’s too low, it’s not what it used to be.’ And you know what? I agree. We used to have, back in the day — oh, the 70s, maybe the 80s, beautiful times, really tremendous times — we had so much, so much happening, people, and now… now, it’s just… nothing! Boring! What happened? Where did the murders go? I don’t know. Nobody knows. But when I’m elected, folks, let me tell you, we’re gonna bring them back. Big time.

Now, now, people say, ‘Oh, Mr. Trump, why do you want more murders?’ And let me tell you something: it’s about jobs, okay? People don’t think about that. Murders? They need investigation. Cops? Gotta hire more cops. Jobs! Economy! It’s all connected, folks. Big brain stuff. Nobody thinks like me. And, and the murderers, some of them, very fine people, they need work too. They’re out of work. We’re gonna put 'em back in business, folks. You’ll see.

So vote for me, we’re gonna do some, some tremendous things. More murders, more greatness, everyone wins. Except the people who get, uh, you know, but that’s okay, that’s okay. It’ll be, um, it’ll be something.

So when you go to vote, remember: a vote for me is a vote for… well, let’s just say you’ll want to lock your doors. But it’ll be huge.

Thank you, good night, and God bless hamburgers!

But but but the immigrants!!! They took our pets!

There are figures that suggest a different picture, but hardly anyone knows them. In 2013, the former Schwyz public prosecutor Lorenz Müller wrote a “behavioral analysis of serial arsonists”. Based on a survey of German-speaking Swiss cantons, he examined 19 series of fires with a total of 21 perpetrators. Of these 21, three were current and one were former firefighters - their share was therefore just under 20 percent. Müller’s conclusion: the firefighter as arsonist is not “such an unjustified cliché” after all.

translated paragraph from https://www.nzz.ch/gesellschaft/loeschen-was-der-kollege-angezuendet-hat-ld.1815687