Your mom is

I wish, but we take the hatch act seriously even if the turds in the top tank don’t

-30F doesn’t exist here, but we get hella strong winds. A dozen MPH shy of Wyoming wind (I am blessed with excellent weather). I do not envy you that wind chill. Last time I remember the district canceling school it was flooding. Maybe fire. IDK I was shoveling sandbags or fleeing the fire, one of the two.

my wife is a teacher. she’s going to work because not everyone can afford to take off and a lot of folk use school as day care (and y’all shouldn’t really be taking your 5 and 6 year olds picketing against ICE when the feds are liable to use chemical weapons against you) but like, it’d be nice to just piss off and let the littles fend for themselves.

Bertram

Those are my oil rags. They’d for oil.

Okay so make these zucchini fries and I am capital P there

Green lobster, brown lobster, they all end up the same color in the end

I just set my settings on fuck fuck go to be no Ai and that was cool

Same, but I check out a lot of video games. It’s the same feel. I know it’s that I miss the pre-9/11 world. I don’t care. The library crowd is funny enough the dispensary crowd and the coffee shop crowd we all just kinda have the same haunts.

Huh, I should ask the dispo if they mind me busking while I sell tamales out front (I could go through a few hundred bucks of tamales real fast. Not like that I’m a shitty salesman I’m just hungry)

Yeah, it’s like watching Wicked and finding out the green one invented leaded gas and Republicans. Not every villain is sympathetic.

Yeah, I’m a crab dude and am not switching to anteater now, this is the delicious hill I die on. But I’ll pay them their rheumatism.

i mean i’ve written a couple laws (well, a couple paragraphs of government publications with force of law. so if you’ve read my writing on here and ever wondered why it’s so hard to make sense of the legal code, that’s part of why.)

i’m sure the president has written a few laws in each administration. not just law laws that get submitted through the legislative process but executive orders and regulations and bullshit. there’s alot of kinds of laws.

well aside from her trying to convince me to cheat on my wife with her and, in her fury over my rejection of her, her trying to murder me with a knife, which story about her would you like to pick apart and decide that she deserves sympathy over because i am all ears. we quite often jokingly blame her for any and every shit that is bulling our way, because the fact that she is not currently in prison is funny.

also the safety of the children and general community what live around you (if they enter into your calculations). when i was growing up, the neighbor was a professor at the prestigious university down the way. they thought it was enough to teach their kid gun safety and store the gun in a safe place in their room and for their house it was. problem was some dipshit who wanted to roll with the norteños across the way. broke into the professor’s place, took their gun, shot at some other dipshits and was fortunately a terrible shot. ditched the gun, the police recovered it and brought it back. fortunately we were already paying our bribes so when they came around asking and i told them i didn’t know, they believed me (they knew my tells already when i lied: we played poker for halloween candy thursdays after karate bribe practice and i suuuucked at poker😘)

triple-barreled shotgun

don’t you make me dream. i still prefer bolt action myself

i was about to say GODDAMMIT THIS WEEK I KNOW MY SIL IS TO BLAME FOR THIS SOMEHOW but if we can survive nuclear cannibal ants since 2019 i can find a way to blame my sister in law for those too

I was about to pop off without reading “okay they should make the test a pen paper, some multiple choice some essay type test, and still let everyone run, just that they publish everyone’s answers before the election. also, like my better college professors, let them write a whole fucking essay after each multiple choice if they want, there’s no full credit or partial credit just zero credit for dullards this damn thing is going to be a campaign document let’s be real” and then i read a single sentence. i need more caffeine. or less.

also i got a whole bunch of think they are underemployed but let’s be real masters and phd folk who write tests for money that could crank this thing out in an hour. two if you want it accurate. three if you want it accurate and correct.

same, but i’m disabled and there’s nowhere anywhere that accepts disabled anyone.