America: “All cops are bad.”

Also America: “The president can bully anyone he wants in the world. We love dear leader. Oh, and dear leader is Donald Trump, he is our strongman icon.”

First they came for Columbia, but it wasn’t my football team.

Stacking excuses for shooting Americans.

Good job, Nazi country. Smash that Like and Subscribe button to never miss an update on you killing people all over the world.

Ooh. Outrage.

Made Apple what it is financially apparently.

How American.

Cold War: Another L

What do the letters stand for then?

U wot

Hot damn stationary turns me on.

Not that shit though, that’s torture footage.

Pilot G2 best pen ever, unless one ascends to felt tips.

They’re voting their own bootstraps off?

No USDA. Make America grade again.

Canadians are furious, but even considering an uptick to catch rebates this is pure fraud:

Let’s run the numbers:

• 8,669 iZEV rebates over three days claimed by Tesla dealerships.

• Mostly claimed by four Tesla locations.

• Tesla dealerships in Canada are open from 10 AM to 6 PM.

• That works out to 722 rebates per primary dealership per day.

• Which equals 90 iZEV rebates per hour.

• Or 1.5 Tesla sales per minute.

Let’s take a step back. Two Tesla sales every 90 seconds? That’s absurd. A good car salesperson might close two deals in two hours, not per minute. And that’s in a normal sales environment… not one where every eligible car has to be processed for a government rebate at the same time.

Have you considered using it sublingually?

I’d reevaluate your dose down prior maybe, but you may find better (or different, faster) absorption that way.

Not going to matter anymore that you aren’t fighting back because soon you won’t be able to without the military involved.

Just like advertised before November.

They will follow the magnetic field. Directly, without delay, and with vigour.

The technician hits the button causing the machine to vent and hundreds of thousands if not millions in repairs before going home and never working again due to the trauma.

You achieve that peak of human immortality - oral tradition - but it’s limited to a generation or two of nurses.

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Patrimonialism is less a form of government than a style of governing. It is not defined by institutions or rules; rather, it can infect all forms of government by replacing impersonal, formal lines of authority with personalized, informal ones. Based on individual loyalty and connections, and on rewarding friends and punishing enemies (real or perceived), it can be found not just in states but also among tribes, street gangs, and criminal organizations.

Three-way RISK to hoard resources, nuclear winter to hail Mary climate, a domed city, and a bunch of women on a spaceship with Elons kids and Y-chromosomes.

Speed bumps save lives, potholes save things to complain about for votes and money at election and budget time.