People forget that trump did not run for president 3 times. He’s run for president 5 times.

OOTL foreigner here. When were the other 2 times?

"Yes, because the reduced happiness of others elevates mine in comparison. This is because I believe in a rigid social hierarchy where happiness is zero-sum, and it’s the only way I’m able to climb the ladder. Once the short-lived boost in happiness inevitably wears off due to the world not actually working in that way, I will further look to enable suffering to forever chase the high in the only way I know. I will never truly feel deep satisfaction and inner peace, and I will slowly decline into old age feeling ever more isolated and bitter.

Get rekt, libs."

That’s some 5d chess right there

It’s also a false equivalence. The government helping to house people is absolutely not the same as private individuals sharing their homes.

…get as much sleep as I humanly can, try to feed myself healthier food (and more regularly), develop my hobbies (mini painting, playing the bass, sketching, writing), re-establish a semblance of a social life by exploring the city and its options, spending more time with friends… Pretty much just living life.

That’s not nothing!

Heat death would be my assumption, so between about 10^100 and 10^106 years

I think about leetspeak every time I notice the time is 13:37

I always get the impression the average user is a millennial

…the role of a leader is not to beat people down, it’s to lift people up

QFT

At first glance it looks like a delicious cheesecake or something!

Edit: like a fancy chocolate orange perhaps

*food dog, duh

So many people not getting that lol

I don’t need to google it, it’s a great site

Why the lemon party hate >:(

They look like :3

Another Jones discussing why it works

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UUnY_MTW87I

Barack Hussein Obama

Gotta get his middle name in there

Have they removed the sail part of the blades?

Damn. Disability notwithstanding, your life sounds pretty fucking sweet (although sorry to hear about your dad’s passing)