Similar to dog racing where they have a rabbit running ahead of them for inspiration, will they have a clam staged at the finish line?

The party pooping SOB is looking for a one way ticket to El Salvador. Right away.

The dude with the bitch ass cello in front is gonna have some PTSD with LOW vibration in his nape.

I saw some dude on the Subway with one of these. And he was sitting down!

Squeeze it harder. Mine works.

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

That kid is gonna be punchable real soon if a preventable disease doesn’t do it in.

I think the cat is definitely dead

More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.

/Aitah

Andrew Shultz. Very insightful and culturally savvy comedian.

Can’t wait for the progress pics ☺️

Sandy is beautiful! Happy to hear she’s having a blast ❤️

The rules on the Fediverse are different I thought? No?

Mr. Satans Methpipe sir, with all due devil respect, but you have no idea what I’m doing with these points in the metaverse, where they mean a lot. But thanks for the devilish concern.

Looks like I forgot the /s but yeah, there’s some really shitty stuff on the metaverse but I believe it’s got a future once some things are sorted out. Like the Fediverse.

Hey fuck you man. Alright? Let us have our shitty things without the guilt. /s

Edit: added “/s” at 15 downvotes. Let’s see if we can turn these numbers around. /s

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s

Harambe fan?