These guys are doing like the Americans with first flight, first phone call, first recorded conversation, first anything.

This is it. The, “whoooo? Lil ole meeee? How was I supposed to know?”

Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?

Now is that penis you refer to between your cheeks?

There’s gonna be a lot of references to the evidence against him being bologna, an officer named Mahoney, having his hair cut in prison by a jabroney, his MAGA uncle Tony, …anything else?

🤙🏽

Yogi Bear in the flesh.

Sure, that’s how 5d(igits) chess is played.

I’m over here doing 5d chess like Trump with the economy, immigration and water pressure. Basically playing myself because no one wants to follow along.

This 100% accurate! Recreating the Addams Family scenes must have been part of the commissioning process.

About to get these tough little guys deported to El Salvador.

Similar to dog racing where they have a rabbit running ahead of them for inspiration, will they have a clam staged at the finish line?

The party pooping SOB is looking for a one way ticket to El Salvador. Right away.

The dude with the bitch ass cello in front is gonna have some PTSD with LOW vibration in his nape.

I saw some dude on the Subway with one of these. And he was sitting down!

Squeeze it harder. Mine works.

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

That kid is gonna be punchable real soon if a preventable disease doesn’t do it in.

I think the cat is definitely dead

More lobbying money and more ability to insider trade.