ACK ACK ACKACKACK

Sounds…gay?

Famous anus

Hella haunches

I thought the GOP was united behind you Donny?

Started to panic when I saw the white house in the background.

Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor, when the pub was shut for the night. Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse & stood in the pale moon light. He lapped up the frothy brew from the floor, then back on haunches he sat. And all night long you could hear him roar, "Bring on the goddamn cat!

• Irish poem

Meatbags?

Someone should create a series of AI deepfakes (or would they be called deepTRUTHS in this case) of Trump ‘telling the truth’. Having FACTUAL information coming from the horses mouth about his actual doings and intentions, would be a nice change.

Now, find the little man in the boat.

Outstanding, tacosanonymous! If it weren’t such a waste of a fine enlisted man I’d recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, tacosanonymous!

What happens when the sh!t hits the turboprop?

Inconceivable!