Swiftboat 2?
Swiftboat 2?
Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas
Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?
The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?
I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead
But also dumb
The more of a pig he is, the closer to the election, the more likely it is to turn out the vote against him. Conservatives vote no matter what typically. Enthusiasm on the left decides the election
This color does run apparently 🫠
Oh yeah, I’m just trying to dig at them both, as Pence has nothing but a veneer of civility, and Vance doesn’t even have that
Though I suppose when it comes time to choose a couch…
Hey man, it’s just Pence’s AIDS policy, don’t look at me
Let’s not spread the rumor that JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 1990
You gotta be quiet and polite, so the right can still support you when you kill the gays
I believe the preferred nomenclature is couch botherer
That guy seems pretty confident he won’t get caught up in the sweep huh
Kamala issues a challenge to them, 2v1, no items, fox only, final destination
Aww, look at that gormless smile
Good god though, he looks like a wax facsimile of himself. Guess that’s why he melts all the time
Well you see I’m a major GEN er alllllllllllll
But seriously Wikipedia, YouTube guides, enthusiast forums. Usually try to read from multiple sources
Oh man, if he’d have gone for Charlie he wouldn’t have missed
Will he reuse the last set of vice presidential gallows, or get his own?
Classy