Arc? Or Ark?

I already thought it was very stupid, but I look forward to it now also being funny and not just sad and pathetic.

I got chicken tendies.

Our group includes the Teenage Mutant Turtles, so you’re not entirely wrong.

Cowabunga, dude!

I woke up this morning thinking that maybe aliens know of us and even pass through sometimes, but they don’t stop and say hello for ethical reasons.

Like maybe there is a prime directive they follow. Or perhaps they are cautious about germs; they could carry shit that could destroy us or vice versa without intending to so contact is always limited to simply observing.

Or maybe they just don’t think we’re interesting enough.

The best way to get rid of a fear is to face it.

Try cooking something simple like pancakes. Really, just following the directions of a recipe should make cooking anything pretty simple, if not time consuming the more complicated it gets. Even the most lavish of foods aren’t exactly difficult. They just take patience and time.

I think it depends on the method for the loop, and how time itself plays into the plot.

Like, I wouldn’t say Groundhog’s Day is a time travel story. But Deathloop (the game) is a time travel story. The main reason for this is that Deathloop explicitly tells you that the loop is caused by a time machine device, where as Groundhog’s Day could be interpreted as Bill Murray having died and is now in Hell or Limbo.

The way you escape the loop in Deathloop is to get all the looping people to die and then destroy the machine. In Murray’s situation in Groundhog’s Day, the solution is to… Be a better person?

I was saying “twenty oh x” in 2001. Twenty oh one. Twenty oh two. And so on. I only ever said “two thousand” for 2000. Because “twenty oh oh” sounds dumb.

“But I didn’t get no Big Ass Fries!”

“The Onion?”

“No. The Onion.”

I suspect it will only because every single furry on YouTube seems to be trying to get the entire fandom to move from Twitter to BlueSky. You know we run the internet.

Except for the word “blurn” that was complete gibberish.

Shit, they could just get a better fucking FAX machine that can put new incoming faxes into a queue. The last fax machine I used (like well over a decade ago) could at least do that.

Is there any video chat service that isn’t? It seems every single one has some glaring issue that makes it a pain to use. And it’s not like I could just use a FOSS thing that’s better; this is one of those things where you are kinda limited to using what everyone else you’re going to be talking to is using. :(

“I just don’t really like techno.”

“You would if you had robot ears.”

Happened to a pawn in one of my Prison Architect games. Dude tunneled out of his cell right into the largest of my guard rec rooms.

The jump in searches for “who is running for president” the day of the election tells you all you need to know about the average American voter.

I read somewhere it’s actually more common for a hired killer to turn the person who hired them into the police than for them to actually do the job.

In that same article, it said the average payment for a contract killer is less than $5000. So maybe if you’re gonna hire a contract killer, you should not cheap out and get the one that requires a million dollars, with payment only on the death of the victim.

I have the same problem with the machines at my apartment. Actually, I think it’s worse because it’s not supposed to be an estimate; you pay based on time and you set the time yourself. I set the dryer to 45 minutes and it sometimes takes up to an hour and a half. At least it isn’t charging me for the extra time.