No. Some positions have cabinet-level ranks (not press secretary) like chief of staff, but being on the cabinet itself requires being the head of one of the major administrative departments. Pretty much any of them can do significant damage with the wrong person installed.

Can’t inject shitty ads in my mountain of board games.

Same here, I did make some amount of bread as a sort of novelty, but after a month most of my use came down to having it make my pizza dough for me. Did that for years.

Asking honestly: do you think doing so would change anything?

The buy page literally lists videos and music as being part of what you’re buying with Prime, and unlimited storage for photos and that twitch sub are also listed benefit if you click the view more button.

I don’t know why that would be considered “free” since they’re literally advertising those things.

How are any of these things “free” if you’re paying to get these “free” features?