I love the King Palm goji wraps. They taste good. They’re made of berries. It’s neat. I can’t traditionally roll to save my life, but I can make goji cones and pack over a gram in them. I gotta get some more flavors.

The horrific opportunity cost inherent to having a billionaire class.

Are you just taking pure thc distillate edibles? You could try RSO/FECO for a more full spectrum edible if so. I also find that CBN make me feel substantially more intoxicated than just thc by itself. I usually maintenance my tolerance by skipping edibles and more strictly smoking for sleep near bedtime. I’ve been able to keep it both high and stable for several months now.

Tbh I use them for the herbal blends. My tolerance is sky high, and the thc/cbd in them doesn’t mean much to me. But I had some productive days with the Go pills in my system, some talkative nights with the Chills. And my wife really likes the Love pills, which comes with its own set of benefits for me >_> But we usually carry the Ratio line too, which is better for microdosing: smaller cannabinoid doses and no herbals.

My advice is don’t even try to roll them traditionally. Without putting in any weed, wet one of the short sides and roll it tightly around the tip. Try to keep it cone shaped and wide, but I had success widening mine with the back end of a sharpie. Let it dry like that, and the wet rolled portion will stick together well enough to fill it like a pre-made cone. I cut a plastic straw into a sort of scooping and loading tool and used my sharpie to pack it. I went from “I don’t roll because my hands are stupid” to the goji queen because these let me use process and procedure to get around my lack of fine motor skills <_<

They’re relatively new. I wanted to try the mango ones, but they sold out fastest. And I’m cheap af, so I’m gonna wait for them to come back to where I get an employee discount. I think we still have some banana ones.

Just my cat. She likes to sleep with her head all twisted around in her hands. She is long and grey and likes tunnels and hiding, though.

Yeah, they make a paste of berries into a thin, smokable sheet. They smell like a fruit roll up, are very soft and supple, and tend to be weirdly cool to the touch. The ones we got in at my dispo are all flavored, but they have a natural option online. I guess they still taste like goji berry, but they don’t add anything else.

That’s clearly a dadaist art project.

This is actually profoundly advanced AI. It’s making depression memes. It took humans decades to get from the invention of memes to quality depression meme content like wet ennui sandwich.

Such a cute little venue. It’s a shame it must be owned by a shithead to host DeSantis.

i think the more you’re around it the more your brain starts to tune out the “basic” weed smell that every strain has and focus on the more subtle differences.

The number of times I’ve come across some incredible smelling strain that smells like straight candy to me and I’ll have one of my non-smoker or casual smoking friends smell it only to shrug and say “IDK smells like weed” lol

This is so real. I work in a dispensary. Before this, I could tell wildly different strains apart. I usually bought on the darkweb before rec and knew what I was getting. But if they’d substituted one Blueberry cross for another, they would have gotten away with it. Now I smell weed and read packaging 35-40 hours a week paid, plus whatever I do for my own use.

Now you might be able to get away swapping Blueberry Cookies for Blueberry Muffin, but you’re not gonna get me with Blueberry Headband. Mendo Butter smells kinda buttery, and the smell my wife calls balloons is what most growers call banana.

I also advise anyone exploring weed to take the indica/sativa/hybrid distinction with a very, very large grain of salt.

This drives me crazy sometimes, because terps and minor cannabinoids play a huge part in strain specific effects, but aren’t dictated strictly by those three categories. Those categories are dictated by genetic percentages, not what those genes provided. And a lot of budget weed is so low on terps and minors that it basically is all the same. But dumbass customers who think they know everything only know those three things and don’t believe that terps and minors do anything. So I can’t tell them that the hybrid with 2% Myrcene, 1% Nerolidol, and 2% CBN is gonna be better for sleep than the 60:40 indica in the blue bottle with total terps and minors adding up to less than 2%. Cannabis labeling and education has a long way to go.

Look for something with a lot of Humulene. Humulene suppresses appetite and can counteract the munchies. I have a live resin cart with a bunch of Humulene that works for me. I also have an occasional customer who is older and will forget to eat if she has too much Humulene.

Florida Kush. Smells bad. Tastes bad. Feels great. Don’t get me wrong, tasty weed is great. I had some Cherry Burger with almost 4% terps that far outdid it’s thc percentage while tasting great. But I get excited about the funk and the skunk. I want those volitile sulfuric compounds. Florida Kush nails it juuust right for me. And I’m from Florida, so it’s me themed!

The real question is the hell did people downvote me?

You shut someone down without informing or educating them on a text based discussion centric community with an academic stick up its ass. A one word response to a complex technical question is terrible etiquette in this sort of social environment.

Nah. It just gets you to all the places. That would be akin to calling a car an everything store. You get in the car to go places and do things, but the car isn’t the place or thing. You can have a direct connection to a website or app that doesn’t go through a browser. Likewise, you can directly call a business to connect and interact without a car. The browser is the vehicle. The internet is the street.

“Well someone has to be the king.” That is their only constant, and it is a thought process baked into the human brain. It is our default.

Fun fact: if you’re raised in a chaotic environment of abuse, distrust, and neglect, you can go blissfully free of the need for leadership for the low, low price of CPTSD! I assume that this leaderless way of thinking can be imparted to children without truama, but I only know how I got there. For better or worse, I’ve never trusted or craved authority because my formative authorities were infinitely untrustworthy and unsafe.

You’re really good at this.