The rapist is pretty much confirmed but I doubt that someone ever fucked a couch. Not even I fucked a couch, so I am sceptical.

The Jukebox was better because of cataloging from online sources and library features. Don’t remember the visuals

It was the only thing at some point in time which explains the popularity.

Onboarding the general population was such a historic mistake

You know he probably is but my beer would be empty in 5min and then I would have a thing I forgot that I need to go to.

How big is MAGA really? It cannot be half the country.

Not a ketchup packet, a razorblade

Some of the footage shown on TV had something whizzing by in a still picture of the scene. This could be anything of course bullet or shrapnel or the thing I saw was simply fake.

The word you were looking for is social market economy, you are welcome.

No, the Nordic countries are not socialist of course but with Americans you don’t want to get into specifics of socialism because their compass is way off there.

So she loses endorsement by some insignificant group, am I reading this right?

Obligatory “if these Americans could read, they would be very upset.”

These conversations that never happened don’t always go well, so I whish I could have less of them.

How do you think quickly if you need to say everything in your mind? Is the voice very quick?

It’s also unfathomable to me how people can think of what they need to do tomorrow and not see it.

I just think we don’t understand our own internal processes very well. The conscious part may come long after we had the thought and if you say it or see it doesn’t matter.

I could dream up a scene right now involving me buying 20 photorealistic apples in a store I often go to. I thought this is normal and everyone does that.

People are not all one? Do yo really imagine grey potatoes when someone says apple.

No I watched it back then as a kid and though maybe you need to be 35 to like this.

Recently age 35 not my thing still.

I have a ledge above my toilet or a commode next to the toilet. Who needs this weird holder in the first place?

Wipe their ass with newspaper?

Fix your sleep. I am tired of people like this. I have a Forrest Gump like colleague who calls me at 9pm asking me about a meeting we had at 9am (he was there and said yes to everything)

Let’s have 5 of these on a row during the most productive hours of the day between 8 and 12. Then have lunch were we share hilarious anecdotes and after that we feel too bleh to do our job. We will just sit around the office and talk more bull shit and then go home. Too bad we told Mrs x we will do y, who cares?

Sounds perfect doesn’t it.