Don’t make new communities for topics that already have communities on Lemmy. You CAN, but, like all things in life, Jurassic Park teaches us best.

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they COULD they never stopped to think if they SHOULD!”

And as we all know, if you ignore the teachings of Jurassic Park, a T-Rex will eat you as you sit on the toilet.

Treat women the same way that you treat men.

Oh god, that’s terrible advice!

Me with men: “Damn Frank! You see that hottie by the bar?”

“Yeah. I spent the night with her last week! And then again in the morning!”

“Nice!” slaps Franks ass

everybody laughs

The next day:

“Damn Amber! You see that hot stud by the bar?”

“The…the what?”

looks over to bar, only see one person, a guy

“That’s my husband. Wait…are you bi?”

“No. Just treating you like one of the guys. So that’s your husband? Nice!”

slaps ambers ass

deafing silence as Amber rightfully glares

Hitler had a similiar program.

I’m fully expecting them to introduce “Trump Youth Programs”.

I buy pesto sauce from Aldis. They come in little glass jars.

I use them to portion out protein powder. So instead of 1 big plastic jug, I have about 50 little glass jars.

Each one a single use that fits easily into my gym bag.

For bigger ones, like pickle jars, you could fill it with candy, or pasta, or coins, or cereal.

Stays fresher longer sealed in glass, than just in a plastic bag inside a box.

I don’t. And I don’t understand why I’m the only one who just in general would rather hear silence then music.

No money, mo sauce!

It’s a waste for MOST people. Then there’s people like me. I don’t have uses for everything I get. They go into storage.

Then one day, someone is like "Hey, remember MC Hammer? Ha! It would be funny if we could listen to his 1991 album right now.

And then I’m like “be right back”.

And then people are like “why do you HAVE this???”

And I say “I was using it as a doorstop. I needed something I didn’t care about that would just end up in a landfill.”

I mean, to be fair…you DID go to taco bell. That’s kind of your fault.

How old is this post??? Reddit awards havent been a thing for 2 years!

…I think your wife wants to dress you up in dresses?

Lets eat grandma!

Me.

…well god damn.

I’m into tech.

I use linux (though I don’t understand it, and it drives me crazy)

I’m literally a mod of fuck_ai

Not a Marxist.

I’d say I’m liberal.

I’m a straight guy, but I’d say I’m pro-queer in the sense that I think they deserve to be happy and treated just like everybody else.

I’m an introvert. hides under covers

Also, I like comic books, model trains, video games, and blowjobs. Is there anybody else on Lemmy like me?

This just proves that we’re all NPCs, and she’s the main character.

I kinda want to date your ex. I need someone like that in my life.

Ah yes. The five nights at freddies skibidi toilet bidet.

Like clockwork I continue to not be subscribed to peacock, or any other streaming, for this very reason.

Pay X amount per month, for a selection of content you don’t control, have no ownership of, cannot retain a copy of (longterm), and whose price is subject to change at any time.

Ooooorrrrrrr…I could buy physical media, and rip my own permanent copy, which never expires, andwhose cost is a one time purchase.

Why the fuck is physical media dying??? Oh, right. I live in the same country that willingly voted for trump, and are now shocked to learn he’s a shitty person.

In other words, I’m surrounded by morons.

The woman does a handstand, then the man walks over and blows raspberries on her belly, as she blows raspberries on his belly. Pretty soon orgasms are flowing.

Let’s test this out!

You don’t eat the ass? Hmmmmm, we’re doing it very differently.

blood dripping from corners of mouth

I think that’s called having depression.