All you gotta do is reply back “I do not support America. I support Saudi Arabia’s takeover of America.”

See, they won’t see you as a terrorist, because despite having direct involvement in 9/11, and despite having a direct role in 99% of American businesses, America still see’s Saudi Arabia as an ally. I’ve been baffled by that for decades, but, they do.

Now if you’d have used Iran as the example, you’d be locked up.

I also don’t understand our allegiance to Israel at this point.

Daily reminder, Jimmy Carter willingly sold his peanut farm because his morality told him of his own viewpoints that it may be seen as unfair for a President to own business interests while serving the most important role of government. Which in his mind may come off as corrupt.

We now have a president who see’s his name as a brand. That’s where we’ve gone.

I feel like men sometimes look at women as “there’s my fuckhole”, and I feel like women sometimes look at men as “there’s my validation”.

In both cases, the person is wrong for thinking of the other gender as being there exclusively to fill the role that they’ve cast for the other.

I’ve dated women where I wasn’t me. I was “the boyfriend”. A role that literally any male could have played. Because who I was didn’t matter. My personality wasn’t being considered. My needs and wants and goals weren’t given any thought because to these women, none of that mattered. I was there exclusively to fill the role of validating her insecurities that she is able to find someone, anyone, to love her.

On the flip side of that, I have in decades gone by been guilty of fucking a girl, simply because she let me. Where I realized our personalities didn’t mesh. We weren’t going to last long term. So just shut the fuck up as I fuck you in the ass.

The one major difference, is that in my ex’s case, she was lying to herself that I mattered. So therefore she was also lying to me, because she was trying to convince herself that we were a match.

Whereas I tried to date the girl I eventually just fucked. But after a month, I realized our personalities did not mesh. So I was upfront. She was free to leave, or free to be bend over and be treated like a human sex doll.

Although I can’t say all guys will be honest if they’re just using you for sex.

The point is, you need to ask yourself if you want “a boyfriend” or if you want to start dating (insert person’s name here) because (person) makes you happy when you’re around them.

And watch out for guys just using you for sex. If you’re fine with it, it can be a lot of fun. You’re free to try out kinks judgement free without long term consequence.

But if you’re NOT fine with casual sex, you need to know that’s what it is.

42 gallon jar of baconaise, magic the gathering common cards, and a box of matches!

I don’t think I need to go on.

No.

You think I don’t notice??? I say outloud “I WANT TO BUY CATFOOD!!!” and then suddenly later that week, by pure coincidence, at the supermarket, there just “happens” to be a whole isle of various pet foods??? Yeah. I think not! That whole scheme is just an alien scheme to get me to adopt that french cat who follows me around town speaking french all day! I tried telling him! MR CAT! I DON’T SPEAK YOUR FRENCH LANGUAGE!!! YOU NEED TO BEFRIEND A TRANSLATOR TO TALK TO ME!!! NO HABLAH ESPENOL!!!"

But there he is. Every day, just trying to talk to me like “J’ai un chat dans mon pantalon”.

And you’re trying to tell me this cat is just a natural wild animal? This is the work of aliens for sure! Otherwise this cat would walk to Quebec Canada where they tolerate that kind of frenchness.

What? You think cats give a shit about our borders, and passports??? Bitch, have you met a cat???

Never heard of that name before, so I googled it. Holy shit. Guys, if you haven’t heard of Rachel Dolezal, google it. It is a WILD read.

It reminds me of this local wrestling character. “Malcolm Farrakhan”. A combination of the names Malcolm X and Louis Farrakhan. Played by a 90lbs 5’2 white guy, who surrounded himself with a group of big muscular black guys. One of which you might remember from WWE in The Nexus as “Micheal Tarver”.

Well, Malcolm Farrakhan was as white as could be, which was the whole joke. He didn’t do blackface (thank god), but his whole schtick was screaming “I AM A VERY LIGHT SHADE OF BLACK!!! I HAVE BLACK HERRITAGE!!!” meanwhile the crowd laughs at the absurdity, as a group of 4-5 black guys all act like they fully believe him.

Wrestling is weird, and not meant to be taken seriously.

But this Rachel Dolezal essentially did the exact same thing a decade later, except in real life. Just less cartoonish about it.

Which is pretty fucked up.

I’m confused. Wouldn’t transracial just be “mixed”? Like one parent is white, one parent is black.

Mixed baby.

Never heard someone refer to it as “transracial”.

Fuck slipknot!

~Sincerely, a Mushroomhead fan from back in the 90s.

they’ll let your crowd surf, and spray you with fake blood and cum after decapitating an effigy of the current POTUS.

wait…you specified the blood is fake, but not the cum? I’m in!

I don’t see guns on that list.

I also don’t see cow heads. There’s no rule stopping you from slaughtering a cow, decapitating it, and then bringing the still blood dripping head of a cow. Not that anyone WOULD do that. But, ya know…there’s no rule.

They’ve been doing this for close to 20 years. Ever since shortly after google bought them.

Na na na na na na na

Na na na

Na na na na na na

BAT DOG!!!

Neckbreaker!

Toe shaker!

Bad day maker!

Don’t ya trip over me!

Cat: Drat! I’ll try again tomorrow…

And people around me think less of me for not being patriotic.

America is my home, and it’s also a dumpster fire. Always has been.

Actually? I’d love to see Bernie Sanders just show up full Rambo style, guns blazing, totally losing his shit.

But also, I’ve abandoned the concept that this country will ever run smoothly, peacefully, and without corruption.

So at this point I’m ok with letting the country burn that was founded on slavery and racism, but hasn’t learned anything since.

The situation is WTF.

I’ll put smart bets on Salt Lake City’s mayor.

Well…I’m anti-AI as it gets, and I don’t support this measure, but I would like to point out if you’re on the floor dying, that WOULD be an emergancy call.