I tried the bidet but it’s too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.

That’s just the name of House’s arch rival.

Y’all better not be driving any green (gayer) or yellow (gayest) vehicles either!

Yes.

I’m doing my part!

GG ez noobs.

Game over man! Game over!

This comment really ties the thread together, man.

I don’t walk on all fours usually.

Okay but which way would the dog (or cat) wear pants if they did?

Op asked for help, not to be murdered.

What if your fear is all three of those characters mooshed together in one sort of super fear monster? You just spilled the beans, friendo!

What is great is listening to bros who try to say they could “totally take on a bear”. It’s normal to be fearful of any animal that could easily fuck a person up.

Happens every time.

Honestly, I was naked after the shower and just fell on it!

That is evil! I love it!

You leave the poor meeses alone!

It’s a wireless grip.

I know a couple people who do this and their texts always seem far more dramatic and loaded than they mean.

"Hey, thanks for doing x” - me

" You’re welcome…" - them

Uh oh - me internally.

The Borderlands (2013) is a great found footage horror film with a unique twist on the genre. The ending was particularly horrifying to watch, and I don’t normally find horror films scary.