Once, if it’s Ricky Gervais

Maybe if they keep using digital computers. What they need is an analogue system. It’s much more efficient for this kind of work.

Miracle Of Sound - Superhuman

I’ve seen the beauty burn
And I’m still fucking fuming
And as the tables turn
I’m feeling superhuman

The number of times I’ve been told I’m high just because I have a schizospectrum disorder is too damn high.

Big iron on his hip

Those people deserve a tip, alright. The tip of my middle finger. Pouring fossil fuels into people’s cars is evil.

Taxi/uber driver / chauffeur

Rancher

Slaughterhouse worker

Insurance claim assessor

Animal breeder

Fossil fuel miner/minesite worker

Gas station attendant

Propane salesman

You want The Good Place

You left your SI in the link

There’s also a Dread Gazebo, which is a joke only cool people will get

Why would there be burglars in a post scarcity communist society, genius?

It’s an individual tracking code that tells Google who generated the youtube link you click on. That way, they can see who you’re talking with on other websites.

You left your SI in the link

He’s always been a ruthless capitalist scumbag.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Microsoft_Corp.

https://en. wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Microsoft

https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/72o8qh/the_sordid_history_of_microsoft_or_alternatively/

We’d have less crime if there were less poverty.

We need to fire all cops and have more paramedics and social workers instead.

Make sure the screwdriver has a plastic or rubber grip lmao

Can confirm, I did this joke once

https://lemmy.ca/post/26344221/10812115

Why don’t you just grow your bacon from porksprouts so you don’t have to worry about the ethics of it?

Fake news. Jesus was a Revenant.