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💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

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probably something like this

Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.

heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit

Marx looks absolutely enchanted by the whimsical play style of Elmo of Finland

Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.

Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk