Reconsider any of his actions through the lens of him deliberately wanting what’s worst for the US, and suddenly he makes a lot more sense.

He isn’t an idiot who doesn’t understand the wars he’s starting, blundering his way to failure; he’s a domestic enemy of the US doing everything in his power to weaken us.

He’s playing the village idiot because it fucking works - we give him the village idiot pass again and again because stupidity mitigates intent.

He’s a personification of the fucking Darth Jar Jar theory.

Hey wait a minute!

Oh, individually? We’re tied to the tracks. I was talking collectively, in which case we very much fucked up.

It is if you acknowledge who the perpetrator is, which isn’t Iran. America is one of many of Trump’s victims.

…course, Trump himself was the result of America shooting itself in the foot in the first place. Then instead of learning its lesson, shooting itself in the other foot one presidency later. So… I hate to victim blame, but we kinda stuck our dick in the hornet’s nest. This particular victimhood was glaringly foreseeable and easily avoidable. We’re getting what we asked for.

Apologies to the rest of the world for being the meth house of the global neighborhood.

It’s still kinda janky looking tbh. Like someone put a commercial airliner in MS Paint and just stretched everything away from where the wings meet the fuselage.

So… what’s everyone’s plan to celebrate guillotine day?

I’m not usually a fan of fireworks, but I’m kinda leaning toward fireworks…

NBC interview was Trump’s ‘worst nightmare’

…well yeah, an embarrassing interview is about as close as he’ll ever get to consequences for things like raping children or war crimes, or any of the other myriad of crimes that he commits on a daily basis that would put you or I in prison or death row after a single offense.

Woooo, murica. 🇺🇸🎆🎇🎉

“Ew, not post-birth life! Fuck those things! …actually, fuck those things.”

- GOP

Be nice if someone booed with something a little higher velocity.

If it has a stinger, doesn’t make me honey, and is at all aggressive toward humans, it’s kill on sight. Idc if it’s a pollinator or w/e - either the other pollinators can fill in the gap after its death/extinction, or the ecosystem collapses… which we’re speedrunning the latter anyway, so fuck it, we’re not going to make a significant impact on the global collapse of life by being a little extra aggressive to fuckers like wasps, mosquitos, etc.

declined invites

No, accept the invite. Then just don’t show.

Thought the headline said “GOP apologizes for emailing people Nazi symbols”… Only thing that stood out as odd was that they’d apologize: I mean, that’s their brand.

The antichrist.

Turn that gun around and go out with a historic bang involving as many of the people responsible for fucking our lives as possible.

End result will be the same for you; but much, much better for society!

If you can find a Saab from before GM bought em that’s still in good condition… *chef’s kiss* perfection.

That man deserves a submarine.

Said the robber to his victim.

Stakes are reusable.

I’m in favor of anything that gets us closer to making mosquitos extinct. Either the ecosystem adapts, or it’s now on an only-slightly-steeper nose dive toward total collapse than it is anyway with the amount of non-mosquito related damage we’re causing every day.

Like, if we’re fucked anyway, let’s be fucked in the relative comfort of a world without mosquitos!