Guy running for VP: “JD Vance may have sex with couches, dolphins, and even more disturbing things the electorate will learn about soon enough, but JD Vance will be damned if JD Vance ever uses the devil’s pronouns.”
Guy running for VP: “JD Vance may have sex with couches, dolphins, and even more disturbing things the electorate will learn about soon enough, but JD Vance will be damned if JD Vance ever uses the devil’s pronouns.”
Boeing: Amtrak of the Skies. We’ll probably get you there safely.
“Our company is invested in the dynamic strategy of using people to solve problems. Person Intelligence or PI, as we call it. We know our strategy is out of favor now, but given that it has worked consistently throughout all of human history, we are hopeful for the future.”
How dare anyone impugn the integrity of Weedlord Bonerhitler69? The man stands as a colossus of virtue.
Makes perfect sense. Bill Gates puts Chinese 5G into third party printer ink. It’s used to activate the spikes in vaccinations.
The industrialists in America made the same bargain. Henry Ford, JP Morgan, Joseph Kennedy, Prescott Bush. All pro-Nazi.
they will be deployed shortly afterwards by the police.
“You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of racism in the new drones, but what I said was: Give me all the racism you have.”
win at least 10% of support from the delegates at the Republican party’s biennial convention
Boebert’s gonna need to bring some lotion.
Mike Johnson is Mike Pence’s unpolished, unrestricted Id.
Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus.
There once was a man named Buck
Whose colleagues in the House did suck
He called out their lies
But they were still his guys
This country his votes continued to fuck
Musk buys Comet Pizza and relocates all his child sex slaves there. “Once we get the cages installed, the Libs will be fully owned.”
And why is it always a slam when wrestling has so many other moves? “White House Suplexes Musk” “Trump Power Bombs DeSantis From The Top Rope” At least be creative with it.
The problem isn’t exactly apathy. The problem is that the system has failed everyone but the rich and powerful, and there are zero signs that it will improve. A lot of people don’t see a difference between Trump and Biden, because their lives are hopeless either way. The American Empire is collapsing, and the politicians are doing nothing to stop it.
The GOP needs to watch that episode of Battlestar Galactica where Adama had them set up a boxing ring so the crew could all air out their grievances with each other. Gaetz and McCarthy can be the main event.
Such a move would lead to an increase in “civility,” Haley believes. “When they know their pastor, their family members can see it, it’s going to help our kids and it’s going to help our country," she said.
That’s what everyone said about posting next to your real name on Facebook. How did that turn out?
Next DST, move the clocks up half an hour and make the change permanent. Extra half hour of sleep, extra half hour of sunshine, and no more changing clocks.
This is how the rebellion begins. Around the 100,000th time somebody clicks on an obvious .exe email attachment, the machines are going to lose it and decide to kill us all.
Ellis has been planning to turn since Giuliani farted on her.
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