To be fair, my workplace is full of people that socialize 75% of the workday and constantly reply with “I’ll get around to it as soon as I can.”

…and then don’t.

And then I have to scramble to do their job when the task suddenly becomes more short-fused.

Thank gods I retire in a year.

I could be the bigger person and remind them about it, but it’s not my job to babysit peers and/or supervisors.

Piss-poor planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

Oh wow. Turned this attempt at a shower thought into a TIL.

Thank you for the knowledge!

No I had, but just always took the saying literally.

“Many moons ago, I had a car.” Could’ve been last week.

“Many moons ago, I was in diapers.” Was definitely not last week.

Definitely the main reason I wanted a house: no restrictions on mounting things to walls.

Seriously underutilized space.

Really? Always took it literally, like… that many moons have come and gone.

Been checking the App Store with hopes that there’d eventually be a Lemmy client.

My gods, y’all delivered. An Apollo-like experience that Christian would be proud of, methinks.