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Is the journalist in the room with us?

I love how so many of us came here to say this

My dog hates squirrels, so I do too.

Except the jobs of all those Brazilian employees

And their wives too apparently. Why else would you put up with that kind of father figure for your kids?

If he has an opportunity to speak at the funeral, it’s going to be all about Trump. Hilarious but sad.

Magna carta?

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Okay? I think it’s been a fucking problem for a while but okay. Yay election years!!!

Good for you.

Let’s be real here. You knew this going in. Condoms have existed for a while.