None of your business what I do with them!
None of your business what I do with them!
leans on podium “hey buddy, what are you doing after this?”
Waltz: “going to pick up my wife and go for a nice drive, you?”
RFK: “So I’m hearin ‘nothin’. How bout we find some dead animals and relocate them to other places, with oft-stolen items? If I can find a cat, I’m gonna put it by the library with a rolled up $20.”
Waltz: “Why does it have to be rolled up?”
RFK: “that’s… look man, that’s just how it already is right now, alright? That’s how the bank lady gave it to me, or whatever. Anyways, if we find a squirrel, I’m putting it at an elementary school with a gun, some drugs and a flamingo lawn ornament.”
Waltz: “and this is a hobby of yours?”
RFK: incoherent screaming
“how many roadkill raccoons have YOU fit into a roadkill deer? Huh, Mr Waltz?!?”
“thanks salamon! I’m gonna name her 10W-30!”
“earl, I’m sick of this guy talking, throw the switches so he spends the last 10 mins speedbagging his nut sack”
Look at the whole fruit bundle before they break it apart for shipping. You can’t tell me it’s NOT a berry.
And gerrymandering.
And Ted Nugent’s backlog.
Ours aren’t run by police either anymore. It’s a company with regional phone centers that alerts local police/ambulance/fire.
Is there a way to call for an ambulance without 911? Like to ensure one ONLY gets EMS. I know you can call the local police station without 911, you should be able to get medical help without meeting armed sociopaths.
These people don’t follow the Bible. The Bible is so ass backwards that it contradicts itself. There’s only one mention in the Bible about abortion, and it’s a “how to”. The Bible mentions gays one time but mentions shellfish like 46 times. It’s disjointed af.
Yet they’ll watch porn with BBC in it but that’s “not gay”.
I’m just trying to make rent, bro. My sexuality is secondary to that. “Yeah but that’s the part we’re concerned about!” … But why?
“I’m not like them!” Yeah ya are, you’re weird af. Weirder even. I may be into some weird stuff, but I don’t try to dictate what a child does with their parts. That’s REALLY fuckin weird.
Only deal locally. I got a Mario kart 64 original cartridge, in box with the manual and the plastic around the cartridge for $75. If I went to eBay or a specialized dealer, that would’ve cost $200+.
At best tik Tok is brain rot. It’s digital heroine.
The worst thing we’ve done as a species is connected all of the stupidest people to each other.
The state he’s in is decay.
Meat vapor would make for a great username, possibly even band name.
Well my good-faith arguments would be direct democracy (i.e. everyone votes on every change) or ranked choice, but that has its own problems. However, you didn’t say it has to be serious. So I suggest a system that locks a chimpanzee on LSD into a room with signs (options) and blinking lights. Chimp starts rolling and points to the blinky light he likes (or hates) either way, your government is operating far more efficiently than hairless apes doing something that is apparently too much work, and most are just as ill-informed as acid-chimp. I honestly think acid chimp accidentally gives you a better (albeit random) set of values than capitalism/democracy ever has.