Pistcow

The Trump FBI?

Liberal gun owner here, yup.

Wife wanted to get me a tactical looking cross body bag but I was like, “nah, I need something Italian, leather, and looks like I keep my lip balm in it instead of my gun”.

I believe the French are the example you’re thinking of.

Has Donkey Dick Doug been reached for comment?

I asked my governor if they could waive the CCP law…for reasons. But yeah, I guess some people are going to have to be disobeying the law.

They still think their overtime isn’t going to be taxed…any day now.

Fighting for Greenland?

Nope, that would be Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Are we having fun yet!?

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Ah, I see you work in Customs.

So where the fuck are whe now with tarrifs?

more brribes

From sleeping in my car with a knife under my pillow to 3600 sqf house and more money than I know what to do with. Going back to school at 35 was the best decision. Never too late!

I opened a few global bank accounts and threw $10k of whatever currency in there. Passport and multiple routes at the ready!

I ain’t paying $16 for a head of lettuce!!

Niiiice. Let those union Trump voters suffer. Maybe they can go pick lettuce for $2/hr.

Ummm he’s just as dumb as I thought.

Hello Warner Bros hire this person right now

So what would be Ben Carson’s schtick be?

Why did they even let him in?