The kind of code an idiot would put on their luggage.

Personally a fan of the Sonic Screwdriver, because I like my drinks like I like my ladies: sweet, bubbly, geeky as hell, and able to knock my ass out.

2 parts Sprite

2 parts orange juice

1 part vanilla vodka

1 part Blue Curaçao

Combine and serve in a highball glass on the rocks.

What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine keeps its pricks on the outside.

A stopped clock is still right twice a day.