

It will of they just kill everyone and take the land.
I’m a filthy fucking socialist.


It will of they just kill everyone and take the land.


Into the sun.
As long as they aren’t screwing people over, good.
While they “Roman salute”.
Exactly. I keep trying to get people to understand that it’s a process, just like running is a process.
Sure, if that’s what y’all want! Ideally that’s ironed out before long-term commitments like marriage.
Normalize having absurd and weird conversations between loved ones.


Only if he’s jailed forevermore.


Not possible when you’re a trillionaire.


The snowflake does not blame itself for the avalanche.
Also works for traffic: you are traffic.
Your doubts are not evidence. Next.
All my executive functions got Luigi’d, and now I’ve accidentally left a package of pre-sliced Gouda on the counter for 24 hours.

Thought they already did?


Gimme moar please


The entire house of cards might not fall, but at least maybe the east wing.


It’ll have a new name in 2620
Fry: Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don’t make me smell Uranus.
[He laughs.]
Leela: I don’t get it.
Farnsworth: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all…
Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.
Cartoons were supposed to be unrealistic.