Oh I get it, adding water to acid kills the acid, but adding acid to water will put you in the hospital

Which game is the one on the right from

I mean, thats also how we got weird pseudoscience about how the universe shifts around our consciousness.

Its usually not made clear in school that things can only be measured by touching it or bouncing something off of it. On the macro scale, looking at something doesn’t move the thing you’re measuring because you’re just capturing the abundant photons that are already bouncing off the thing in the billions per second. On the quantum scale, looking at something involves shooting particles at the thing, which is often comparable to measuring how big a cat is by trying to bounce a kickball off it and measuring the angle it rebounds. It works, but you can’t expect the cat to continue behaving the same after being assaulted out of nowhere.

I mean, technically

This feels like a right-wing dogwhistle but I agree with what the words say. I feel very uncomfortable.

Man, I miss Don Knotts.

Although, I feel like Steve Buschemi + Jim Carry should be an isomorphism of the identity of these set transformations. Like how turning an object 180° twice gives the same result as doing nothing.

I reflexively hit skip before I even finished processing that i was looking at a meme. Now I’m horrified at how these have classically conditioned me to do them without thinking.

As a daycare teacher, this is an accurate representation of a child

Like these:

It gay

I want one! New cuddle buddy for the bed

You certainly wouldn’t regret it for long

Fuck off. Just fuck off. I’m tired of this tankie shit. USA bad, China also bad. Also, USSR was also bad, and Japan, and both Koreas too. You don’t need to gargle the balls of any nation, and I certainly don’t want to have to watch you do it in front of me. Gross af.

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Well, sometimes gender fucks with the data because we live in a society and all that. Gotta at least try to compensate for likely sources of error

Well said.

I do think a rainbow table would be welcome in Elementary Ed

Dumber is a stretch, but yes

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True but also the comic artist doesnt know how to structure a joke

Not a plant, and the penis-looking part above ground is called a fruiting body so therefore it does bear fruit