A bomb squad goes to diffuse it, but a cat just jumps out of the box.

Terrorist: “Wait, then what did I do with the-”

Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.

Gimme your address so I can send you a bomb detector.

Josh, Joshua, Jesus, Iesus, Yeshua, Yehoshua. There’s something there. Good call.

That’s okay. We’re a casual internet forum of strangers. We’re not responsible for that level of Philosophy. I was just curious.

I’m on board for the most part. With the McDonald’s one, I’d like to point out that there are at least three underpaid people involved in the process of receiving, making and delivering the order. The prices went up a lot more than their wages. The people that deserve to go to Heck (or worse) are a lot higher up.

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That’s horrible. Excellent work.

Is it smelly, viscous, warm liquid that makes an awful sound?

Oh, I get it now. The other foot is uncomfortably dry and flaky.

Why just one?

That’s repulsive. Thank you.

That’s mildly evil. I love it.

What footwear is worn in Heck?

Would you describe that in greater detail?

Are those the brave folks who uncovered the Ukranian Nazi plot to collude with space-laser-owning Jewish people to turn the hurricanes gay so they’ll target conservative towns giving the Immigrants the opportunity to take their guns and steal jobs from helpless billionaires, forcing them to implement DEI quotas and serve fentanyl-laced dog meat for lunch? I feel like I hear that on Newsmax as I leave it on in the background, ya know, for company, because scientists brainwashed my family and now I’m not allowed at Thanksgiving.

Say that they are. What’s it like in imaginary heck?

Ooo. Damons…I like that! It’s Canon now.

What did you do that makes you sure that’s where you’ll go?

Interesting. Does that mean it’s more determined by the conscience than the consequences of one’s actions?