No. A lot of them work with each other, but not all toilets are the same.

It’s possible, but once we get involved in the war, we’ll have the means of travel AND the guns, and of course, our insatiable desire to conquer.

They’re better off leaving us alone.

Democrats used to be the conservative party before Nixon (my timing might be off) said “Hold my beer” and turned the Republicans into the regressive Christian theocracy it is today.

So, the civil war thing doesn’t really count because it was a different party with different ideals under the same name.

Ok, how about…

The first submarines didn’t have a periscope. They just had a porthole in the front so you could see if you were going to hit anything. It was called the collide-o-scope.

I don’t get it

I know you’re right, but I’m willing to let the use of sub slide, because we all know what it means and community is such a long word.

Like, “Why’s your face so stupid?!”

Does Tom Hanks count? He might beat Jorda ln in fame but Hanks isn’t quite the same as Hank.

Is Jackson a “first” name? Sure, I understand that some people use it as a first name, but I would say someone named Jackson Smith has two last names.

Michael Jordan though, that’s legit.

I am Joe’s intestinal tract.

What did you buy the Doge at? Mines up 200%

I have a Taoist reading suggestion for you.

The Tao of Pooh

Turns out, Winnie the Pooh (from the original literature) embodies a lot of Taoist principles, and this book explains the parallels. My brother read it a long time ago and passed it on to me, because he said it reminded him of me. Turns out I’ve unknowingly been a Taoist my whole life. I just didn’t know it until I read the Tao of Pooh.

I do NOT recommend the Tao de Jing. Although it is essentially considered the “Tao Bible”, it’s all over the place and doesn’t really spell out what Taoism is all about.

Looks like a fun bunch!

Dang. The doc be spittin truths.

Yeah, I was trying to avoid THAT example because it’s become too cliche at this point.

Nobody seemed to mind when Hans Gruber fell from Nakatomi Plaza.

Or when the Wicked witch of the West got splashed with water.

Or when The Death Star exploded.

And I don’t give a fuck how rapists and felons, and the people that defend them, feel about what I say.

No. Tablets come with paper included. Binders, you need to provide your own paper.

It’s very likely SHE called it that, or her parents, but they’ve always been wrong.

WE are the liberal think tanks.

But nobody’s listening.

The research is out, more educated people are more likely to vote Democrat, but if you ever point that out, all you get back is “I know YOU are, but what am I?”

I guess so, but if they don’t consent, there’s going to be charges filled.