As a Canadian I welcome our new American refugees. Please leave your guns at the door and be sure to grab your free plate of poutine when you arrive.

It must have been a crt TV in a last life.

Oh I know. Mine finally crapped out a few weeks ago and I’m not happy about the prospect of a new one. I’m hoping to be able to fix it but I haven’t had the time to try yet.

May this one last you as long as my last one did. (nearly 43 years)

Ignore all the noises and idiot lights until it stops moving, then wonder what could have possibly gone wrong.

Knowing him, if it didn’t quit working entirely he probably would have done just that. A few months later he blew the wheel bearing on his truck and just kept driving it. I had gone over for coffee when he casually mentioned his truck was making noise when he drove so I checked and it was already grinding down on the brake caliper and two tie rods were completely toast. The thing must have steered like a shopping cart, but somehow he didn’t think anything of it.

Friend said his car made a light “thud” noise and quit working.

The piston that’s supposed to be on the right is no longer there, it was in a million pieces down in the oil pan.

That’s not far off with how they made things back then. My neighbor used to have a 1953 International grain truck, I had to almost literally stand on the clutch and brakes to get that thing to do what I want, and I weigh 180 lbs.

I wonder how much Mitch is getting paid to try and break up Canada.

He’s everyone’s problem regardless of his citizenship.

Friends with benefits, just not necessarily the good kind.

Xmas was commandeered by christians but we have been celebrating Winter solstice for a lot longer than there has been christians on this planet. (same goes for most other ‘christian’ holidays)

I don’t celebrate the birth of any fictional character, but I still celebrate the holidays in general, they mean different things to different people and there’s nothing wrong with that. It should be about spending time with your loved ones and showing your appreciation. It should be to find a little bit of peace and relaxation this world with those you love, and taking a break before starting out on a new year with new problems and challenges.

I was just trying to find my coffee cup, honest! I was not looking for scripts to steal at all. I thought my cup may have been misplaced in that stack of letters.

I’m curious too. I have done nothing.

My city has a street that changes name 4 times as you go down it.

Religous people “We’re honest hardworking people!”

Proceed to lie and deceive about everything.

The more things change, the more idiots stay exactly the same.

“Keep still, Their vision is based on morons.”

I’ve had a number of batteries that have swollen myself before, none have burst into flames on me(yet), but it’s always a possibility.

Be careful with that swollen battery. It means the battery is degrading and can possibly catch fire. https://www.pcmag.com/how-to/help-my-laptop-battery-is-swollen-now-what