All fun and games until a piece of space junk knocks into the satellite and you accidentally cut through the Dutch sea wall.

I’ll let you know as soon as I do.

Of course he is.

Shocker!

😂

Because you can’t get a girlfriend, or because this is your dad?

Lol… Kamelåså

Don’t talk with your mouth full!

Yeah, totally. But, If you want to do it right then all the previous cut scenes should be formative events in your relationship. So they wouldn’t be the same for everyone.

Hilarious! Good one, Vance!

If we want to eat today, then me. She’s a good cook but very slow. I used to work in restaurants so my chopping speed is orders of magnitude faster than hers.

Nah my fiancé gets to 10 hearts with everyone in a couple of days. She’s very methodical about it.

Stardew valley obviously. I’m also going to steal that so hard.

Yeah, they don’t do that where I live. They get housed and fed by the government. The only people begging are Roma. And there are laws preventing people from approaching you so they have to settle for sitting on the street corner with signs.

Cats are a great way of dealing with the pigeons and rats that are very common in older cities.

Drowning is the least of your worries in those canals 🤮

That’s fair. Is Reddit also like that now? I haven’t used it in a couple of years.

You should get the socks and try again.

Yes! Meow meow.