Alright. I don’t live in the US.

That sounds super healthy actually. Good outlook to have. We all make mistakes, what matters is if we learned from them.

Fair enough, my mistake

I see. I was mistaken. Very mistaken. I thought that there was going to be a parade or event anyways because it was a 250 year thing.

As much as I want to bash trump, understand that this parade would have happened regardless of who is president and when their birthday is.

Not that it means anything here, but I’ll definitely not partake. Hard pass.

Which one is this?

It’s still the first year

Phoenix?

Ouch… What little of my pride is left gas been stomped on.

So let me see if I got this correct here now…

The immigrants are taking our jobs.

Get rid of illegal immigrants and people assumed to be illegal immigrants.

Lose field workers.

Get rid of non English speakers

Lose transport and logistics team.

???

Profit!..??

How did you start doing this? What software do you use?

Scientifically speaking, the earth is constantly moving in an upward spiral. Your exact physical location would put you in some random outerspace area without oxygen or any protection. Just floating in space until you die.

When and why was it down?

Is the water green or blue?

Your face.

I have had a hundred dollar bill in my wallet for a week because it makes me feel fancy. Someone paid me back in cash and I have just kept it.

At least 8 people named, “John”

This is what I’ve gathered so far.

Trump Admin: “remove your DEI programs and stop your students from protesting”

Harvard: “…no.”

Trump Admin: “we’ll pull your funding.”

Harvard: “… Aight.”

Trump Admin: “we’ll also remove your immigrant students visas and dig into your old tax files to make sure you’re not hiding anything like the un-American, unpatriotic, loser school you are!”

Harvard: “…k.”

Trump Admin: “…!”

Harvard: “…”

Trump Admin: “… Hey actually that letter was not meant for you. Someone sent that and they weren’t supposed to.”

Harvard: “… Okay… You might want to address that.”

Trump Admin: “Stop being so whiny and acting like a child about it. Get over it.”