I recently had a tour of the Redmond campus. They have multiple geothermal wells for power as well as an air conditioning system that uses almost no energy, it was pretty neat.

Mamms effect was (unfortunately) never released

I don’t think there are grizzlies and polar bears in Florida. Maybe in a zoo?

Gotta wait a sec for Niko to put on his seat belt

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.

His brain is buffering.

Fun fact: PLU’s (Product Lookup Units) are searchable on Google, though it’ll look like you’re just on your phone while at the register

Merkuh

I like when people drive lifted pickups without a speck of dirt in the bed. I call those vehicles the Pedestrian Killer 9000

I wish it was 50/50. A lot of the time it wouldn’t plug in so I flipped it. Still didn’t work so I flipped it back to the original orientation and it magically plugs in.

Donated. Resold in the sense that eventually they sell the animals after butchering.

I worked produce in a supermarket for a little while. Our expired food was sent out to be used as animal feed. Not as good as charity but still a fine use for expired food.

I’ve been pirating Ahsoka because my subscription to Disney+ is region locked while I’m on vacation. Easier than fiddling around with VPNs.

A cock in hand is worth two in her bush (or something)

I tried to make accounts on 2 other instances apart from World and it just… didnt work. They took my email and didnt give me a usable account. Sh.itjust.doesntwork

Currently incarcerated? No. Formerly incarcerated? Why not?

South Park did it! South Park did it!!!

There are newer models of plants that dont produce the byproducts needed for nuclear armaments. The problem is that our governments want those byproducts for nuclear armaments so the safer reactors were never built.