Laptop? How quaint. But my implant that connects me to the Musk Hivemind can project a laptop into my visual cortex to approximate a laptop, though in 2054 the most popular interface is similar to the dildocycle that Mr. Garrison invented on episode 76 of South Park.

This was Dubyah trying to quote the old saying that starts “fool me once, shame on you…”. I used to think HE was dumb, now we have people in office that make him look like a Rhodes Scholar.

First you have to be a little light in the loafers. jk, jk

Affordance? I’ve heard of it when talking about tools or utensils that are universally usable.

Maybe she’s a closeted homosexual with a poo poo fetish. I’d ask the cunt outright if she was just to shut her up. It’s always the ones who are militant about their homophobia that turn out to be closet cases.

I’m kind of a fat-ass (5’11" 235 lbs.) with the 'betes, so I also sleep with a fan. I find the fan isn’t quite enough, so I try to keep the temp in the appartment below 70°F (66-68°F ideally). I like to read before bed to get myself “out of my own head”, preferabbly something interesting but not too interesting like Neitzsche, Oliver Sachs, David Graeber.

Well I didn’t until now.

“Impressive. Most impressive.”

Fuck Reddit, 'cuz I’m over here now. (in the best Diceman voice I can muster)

Every president since and including Nixon has been a fucking war criminal. And the Hague can’t do shit, because if they tried we can attack them! I was surprised when I found out.

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Why the fuck are repulitards like cartoon villains except without the humor?

Portia De Rossi

It’s easier for religious people to believe in original sin than to accept that one day they’re going to die and they won’t get to meet Space Santa.

If you do not pay us the IRS, we will put you under the rest.

I think Ragnar the Red was kind of a pig, so really just don’t be a pig.

Not “crazy” per se, but west of the Mississippi, cities are set up on a grid, whereas eastern cities look like their planning was established by throwing a plate of spaghetti at a wall.

I can’t believe anyone still buys anything from these shitbags. HP are greeding fucking clowns.

By now, if you still have an HP printer, you deserve what you get. Fuck HP in the ass with a big rubber dick.

My favorite song from this album (Superunknown) has got to be Mailman. This is one of those rare albums where I can just listen to the whole thing without skipping a song.