Visit Joshua Tree or Yosemite one last time, before it’s all overpriced condos.

This is the only correct answer.

I recommend not traveling here. If you must, stick to greater urban areas and national parks. Stay out of the interior! Rural and outlying exurban areas could be dangerous for anyone who doesn’t appear to be white, English-speaking (but not too educated), and completely conforming to conservative values.

H Mart? There’s one about half a mile from where I work, when I’m onsite.

Elmo is going to get to know Mr. Foley.

He then peed his pants.

It’s a completely unregulated, wild west industry. No credentialing, no education required. Any idiot can put up a web page and call themselves a life coach.

Extreme Life Coaching

None dare call it FASCISM.

Radish kimchi is the GOAT. If you have access to a large Asian market, do try and get the Korean radishes. They’re a little rounder than daikon, and usually green. The texture is much firmer and there seems to be less smell during fermentation.

Modern science-based medicine will be unavailable in the United States.

I’m a fermenter. Right now I have Chinese-inspired mustard greens, and cabbage kvass perkulakatin. The thing about cabbage kvass is, you can use it as starter in other ferments.

I like tacos. Why couldn’t it have been “LIVER?”

“He’s just Plain Folks like us, and so Jesusy!”

#SAD

Thank Jesus for Trump. /s

But the egg prices.

Jeffrey Wright. Just one good performance after another.

Bigly!

I bet he hates “Pussolini” and “Shitgibbon” also.

The Democratic Party is just a token opposition, for show. The elections are already decided.