Dealing with SSL on windows is a pain vs Linux

Manage app startup and profile settings

Future generations will blame you for everything also.

Hey, he is supporting the massive FL mansion and mega yacht industries.

Ah yes, you breathe through your gut. Even if it did provide oxygen you’d burn through it in a few minutes at most.

This is where some cultures got their thing about not using the left hand to shake or eat food with. The assumption is everyone cleans their butt with the left hand. Little do they know I’m a righty.

You left out the bow at the end.

They are butt showers.

You poop first in the toilet and if it was a messy one you use some paper (not all countries’ pipes can handle paper though). Then you go to the bidet and clean there. Let the jet hit your hole and wiggle a bit if need be. Use some paper to dry off. Woman will also wash their privates with the bidet after peeing.

In India and China you also got a hose or just a hose in many places. That requires a bit more finesse due to the risk of giving yourself a shower if you don’t aim well. You might even just get a cup which you fill and use to wash yourself manually. You need to carry some liquid soap and sanitizer when traveling in areas that might require this and keep your fingernails cut short. In remote areas it is a hole next to the animal pen and you bring your own paper.

I got a bidet attachment for my home during the pandemic due to the severe toilet paper hoarding that was going on.

I never answer unless I recognize the caller. If it is important they can leave a voice mail.

On the plus side I no longer get the weekly call from the Chinese lady.

These are maggots that get laid in your skin specifically. Look up “bot flies”

Fungi do most of the rotting anyway.

0-255 was good enough for me an my grandpappy.

Seagulls are fine, it is people who leave trash out that create the problem

Ticks and botflies. We don’t need maggots making a home in our skin. Even worse is what they do to animals like sheep.

Mosquitos are mainly an annoyance to me and I can deal with them.

When you are the victim of a loot ninja

I’ve worked on satellite command and control software that is literally using a 1970s OS. The code is limited for historical reasons and you have to work with the structure you are given.

When it has been compiled into assembly language

Yes, two of the most important things I see comments do is explain things like boundary conditions, “This is why we stop at 50 here.” and historical reasons “We have to return a 1 here because we still use calling func FOO for all of our calls still and it expects 1 as the default…”

Another helpful use is to describe the expected format of the input. “We expect a struct with this format here…” Stick in a small example too. It makes it so much easier to quickly scan the code’s flow.

And turn signals are giving information to the enemy

Could be worse, it could’ve been customer_ID, Customer_id, customer_Id…

I worked with a guy who was smart but “useless smart”. He was convinced that “code is self descriptive”, that is comments are not needed because the code speaks for itself. Well that is like saying DNA is self descriptive. Yes, I can sit there tracing the code, tracking the variables, etc or you could make a small effort to describe what is happening instead and save me a lot of time and risk missing subtle points.