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We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening

Woah. Easy, fella

Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.

That’s how I read that

Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut

If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you

Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.

Man, there are surfers who’ve never caught a wave that big

As will Apple refusing to change a chat bubble color. Let’s fix both.

Reporter: And how do you feel about this?

Me, A Gen Xer: Ehh… whatever

You go get your side hustle on, player!

No. There are too many people on this planet.

Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.

God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.

And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

Let’s see: biology demands humans sleep every day, and not always voluntarily. Yep, we should criminalize that.

Also, let’s criminalize public eating, drinking, and breathing unless you have a house.

Sounds like he gives many

Jet fuel can’t melt comedy gold

Sounds itchy

Dole whips are very good. I get it

I just use it for opening the door to learn about features (not brands/models) that I didn’t know about previously. Then I do searches for those features and try to find forum results (usually Reddit unfortunately). It seems to work decently well