Welcome to journalism in 202x

Crimes against persons/police officers were also pardoned

Too bad court orders cant be enforced

Leopards would never eat a judge’s face.

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Shit up about the eggs!

I got their voice widget, its slow and stupid.

Need to figure out how to connect it to a gpu

We dont want poors getting educated

Risking? Wtf

Besides the obvious

No, you.

Because you keep parroting the same argument in the face of direct contradictions.

Are you a chatbot?

Incorrect premise. A pager is an ordinary consumer electronic device that can and did find its way into innocent hands.

Similar to a lot of other highly effective attacks, its also a war crime ☹️

Thats an idea

Nobody votes for cabinet members. Why is it useful to say so?

Pardoned.

For an open source project you are welcome to fork it (make a copy for yourself) and modify it however you like. The changes will be only on your fork.

You can also request that the original project pull your changes, in which case it would be available to everyone using it.