brb gotta tell my son I love him

I want a phone that takes Dewalt cordless tool batteries

Spy vs spy

Apparently it costs $169 without the T

Mark Wahlberg makes my skin crawl

Typical

I guess they are under the protection of the ships flag

For what its worth

Maybe try a language you both understand

UPS still wants me to pay

What color is her skin?

Its a trick to focus your attention away from your real enemy

I switched off my iphone autocorrect years ago for tge same reasons

Black bear stole the whole bag from my neighbors garage

You “can” do anything at any time. Consequences still exist tho, especially if you arent a member of the correct group.

That’s a lynching.

Except the bond yields also tank because everyone can see that we’re maxing out the credit cards

Oh no! Anyway…

Don’t make me personally listen to the fucking speech

Has DOGE placed an RFQ for 10,000 woodchippers?

Out of the couch

ftfy