Yeah its exactly like a Pokemon. I had no idea they went “kiwi kiwi” in a cute voice like this.

When you put pizza on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time.

Breakfast pizza is absolutely amazing. Sausage gravy as a base, mozz, bacon, perfection.

Woah that’s my name too

At that point, what quit?

Must have had you wishing for a nuclear winter.

No, only Nissans. It says right there.

I didn’t think war was often fought just for the sport of battle.

Because he’s been through the desert on a horse with no rain?

It’s probably a slight mistranslation so I don’t mean any offense but, I’m finding"entry-level restaurant" hilarious.

Imagine Alexander, who after years of hard work and dedication to his craft finally moves on to a professional level restaurant. On the way in he sees an overconfident novice kitted out in the newest gear, silk napkin smoldering at his side. Escaping from singed mustache hairs a rasp can be heard, “Don’t eat the fire… Don’t eat… The fire.”

“Poor guy never stood a chance, came here having never even seen a flambe?? I’ve trained for this, I’ve got this, I might not have the best gear but those forks and knives become a part of me when it’s time to dine”.

Alexander reassures him self, attempting to squelch the nerves steaming from his soul.

His teeth grit, hands clench, breath ceases for just a moment upon hearing the words.

“Do you have a reservation?”

Suddenly the seriousness of the situation struck Alexander, then with a cool confident sigh he knew he would succeed. No plate, bowl, or flaming pan would stop him.

I’ve done this in the past and it works great. Canadian coverage was much more calm and their commercials far less disruptive than what I was used to.

You probably won’t.

Dark cloud 2

I always thought it was “To be in love” instead of “and I say ‘yeah’” until now. I never really understood that lyric, which is kinda ironic.

Check again, it’s getting crazy out there.

You don’t produce as much oil when you shower less which is what the smelliest bacteria consume.

That must be weird at work, or do you leave and come back?

Where’d they take your 20 year old?

I miss the solar death ray.

Yeah that’s where it’s derived but the connotations are a little different.