Nah I’m just gonna leave this instance and go to one where I don’t see you pedantic pricks

Because my roommates dumbass mother keeps waking me up after 5 hours of sleep and I’m too livid to fall back asleep

Because it’s a special type of cognitive dissonance to be a POC and run for the side of racism.

Just like Republicans gays who act shocked that the party of homophobia is homophobic. It’s relevant because it just shows how full of shit he is

TIL

I’m more worried about the structural integrity of that bucket after he slung molten lava on the side

I love when people try to pull the empathy card.

There are people on this planet who do not deserve empathy nor the benefit of the doubt. Corrupt politicians are some of those people.

It’s the one part of Idiocracy we’re actually performing.

Elections are no longer about who’s the best for the job. It’s now a popularity contest. Intelligence and capability mean nothing anymore.

And honestly I partially blame Obama for being to relaxed with the memes. Yeah it was funny af but it opened the gates to what we have now.

It’s like how satire can quickly become real. So… Thanks Obama…

Y use lot word when short word do trick.

I get over abbreviation is annoying but this isn’t that bad

Idk if this is more of a local thing but in Ohio we call rolling stops a California stop

On a funny note I’d make all fast food react like Chipotle.

On a serious note it would be the chipotle from South Park where you’d be shitting blood.

Everyone who eats at fast food restaurants gets diarrhea for 3 days

Jesus christ this world is fucking pathetic just end it already

I’m left as fuck asf but I support the death penalty in certain cases.

Some people really don’t deserve to be alive and that’s a factual statement regardless of morality.

This post was actually conceived after a large amount of people were confused by a 4chan green text meme. The information was all there just not written in the average sentence structure. Also I’m generally very good at making sure I’m understood and will even change my word choice for better understanding.

But no I’m just an asshole who’s never wrong.

I feel completely fucked lmao. I practice longsword not because I think it’s best, it’s obvious that the spear reigns supreme. I just like the longsword more.

I’ve just been traumatized by water jets before 😅

As soon as it’s released I’m cropping a dick in his mouth.

It also doesn’t help that you have meme texts that people will drop and derail the entire point.

“Long detailed documentation meant to generate intellectual conversation”

“Generate deez nuts 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭”

As an American who’s unsure.

I don’t like the thought of water spraying into my ass

The problem with that is they were smart enough to find the smartest man alive to fix the problems