Uh, no. I own a-- Actually fuck off.

Yeah that logic checks out. Nevermind, sorry for bothering you.

Me being upvoted a few times makes me suspect people don’t realize I’m being facetious.

I think I’ll continue to have a bad time on Lemmy, for $500.

Yes, Elon Musk is. Not some random car owner. This all feels like bullying to me.

Of course we constantly shit talk about him, it’s what we humans do.

I pretty sure that’s almost verbatim what one of my bullies said about me, who also isn’t Elon Musk incidentally.

Just rip on Musk, not his customers.

I swear Lemmy acts like anything shitty happening to a Cybertruck is like it’s Elon’s personal car getting fucked up. You’re being trendy. I fucking hate that guy too but is this really funny or meaningful?

Why don’t you just nuke every city in America because we all use Amazon and Bezos is a megalomaniac, evil bastard? Post it on Lemmy and laugh because we all deserved it for supporting him.

Sony has best in the world noise cancelling and better audio quality than Bose pretty much any day of the week. In fact, I wouldn’t recommend Bose almost ever, for anything. Not for the price. They’re like Monster cables (maybe not quite as evil though).

Fuck you, man.

“Charles, where’d the puppy go?” Sees this thing

Schindler’s List. If they don’t like it they’re a Nazi. Eliminate. Cry because the movie is sad. Just vibes.

Chump change for us. Just do it.

Please oh please

Thank you! Another commenter said I should be cautious before googleing it and I imagined pictures of Goatse but x5 intensity. This is kinky, but no more kinky than having a plug in all day.

Wasn’t bad at all. I was waiting for something much more intense. Chastity cage? Pfft.

Imagine the pressure on the pilot from their buddies… You would never live down losing

Cage?

Any article with a headline like that is at least suspicious but most likely fucking garbage. AI Boogeyman rage/fear bait is so base and pandering.

Akira. It’s weird and confusing. Goes from cyberpunk eye candy to bizarre metaphysical reality warp real quick.

Media editing and production. Otherwise it’s dope to have my email, texts, torrents, Explorer/Finder, and music occupy one screen, and my web browser in the other.

Its my choice for favorite Paradox too. My favorite explanation was in the outstanding Netflix show from Germany, Dark.

Someone who hates California sounds like a useless fucking Californian already–lacking “value.”

Real shit? No fucking way bro. Please explain what being poor and trapped feels like to me.