Soooo… the f*ing Mormons.

FTFY

This is no ordinary folding phone my friend. Behold ‘The HiNGE’!

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So do these guys wring their hands while analyzing stuff or do they actually analyze handwringing?

It’s… It’s unAmerican!

5/80

Easy 😎

No idea, must be the auto renserinenfijes.

₼ac฿ook ₽ro

I’m starting to recognize a pattern here. You’re a pompous dick.

Learn to not be a pompous dick, Some people haven’t had their morning coffee and appreciate not having to do the math.

&ampersands*

There’s a coal rolling monthly subscription you can sign up for.

Create photo realistic clouds of billowing smoke for just $17.76 a month!

I don’t know man, I had a 2010 Punto Evo that just refused to die.

Sure, I had to replace the clutch at 120,000km as the previous owner probably drove in a lot of stop and go traffic. But other than that it was my own stupidity or regular wear and tear that made it go to the mechanic for some work.

It even started overheating because of a coolant leak one time. I just drove it gently to the shop and got it fixed. No tow truck necessary, as the 77hp 1.4 liter engine barely generated any heat to begin with.

I sold it at 230,000km a few months ago.

So you’re saying his internet connection is too slow? I agree

the arr’s

Wait, is the whole *arr naming scheme a joke around the pirate slang word, and thus pirating?

How did I not realize this before???